Description
When your social battery is running low, this tote bag says it all — so you don’t have to. The “Social Battery: 2% (Please Plug Into Solitude)” tote is the perfect mix of humor, honesty, and everyday functionality.
Crafted from 100% durable polyester, this bag keeps its shape while handling your daily essentials — from books and groceries to laptops and snacks. Its boxed corners give you extra space, and reinforced stitching ensures it holds up through every errand, outing, or self-care day.
Stylish, witty, and practical, it’s the ideal companion for introverts, students, and professionals alike — or anyone who appreciates a little quiet confidence. Perfect as a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
✨ Product Features
100% Polyester Body: Durable, lightweight, and quick-drying
Reinforced Handles: Strong stitching for everyday use
Boxed Corners: Extra room for all your essentials
Multiple Sizes & Handle Colors: Choose your perfect match
Non-Woven Laminate Interior: Easy to clean and maintain
🎁 Perfect For
Introverts and solitude lovers
Students, teachers, and professionals
Everyday errands or travel
Unique, funny gifts for friends and family
🧼 Care Instructions
Remove all items before cleaning
Pretreat visible stains with a gentle stain remover
Mix warm water with mild detergent and clean with a soft cloth or brush
Air dry only
💡 Why You’ll Love It
This tote bag speaks your truth with style — durable enough for daily life, cute enough for any outfit, and funny enough to make people smile without draining your battery.
Stay stylish. Stay self-aware. Stay unplugged. 🪫